Still thinking about Fat Joe and the Elephant in the Room. I know I’m the problem.
As I “plowed the field” this morning, this “rap song” started to formulate in my mind…
Blame it on the Thistle!
Blame it on the Thorn!
Blame it all on God, for the day I was born!
Blame it on the Soil!
Blame it on the Plow!
Blame it on the Sweat drippin from my brow!
Blame it on the Sunshine!
Blame it on the Rain!
Blame it on Anything that caused my pain!
Blame it on the Christians!
Blame it on the Jews!
Blame it on the Pagans with strange Tatoos!
Blame it on the Pilgrims!
Blame it on the Brits!
Blame it on the Indian, if the moccasin fits!
Blame it on the Cotton!
Blame it on the Hoe!
Blame it on Pharaoh who won’t let me go!
Blame it on the Railroad!
Blame it on the War!
Blame it on my Neighbor who lives next door!
Blame it on the Textbooks!
Blame it on the Schools!
Blame it on the Teachers – educatin fools!
Blame it on the Hip Hop!
Blame it on the Blues!
Blame it on the Rap Stars, going for a cruise!
Blame it on the Drug Deals!
Blame it on the Whore!
Blame it on the Gangster who robbed the liquor store!
Blame it on the Lawyer!
Blame it on the Judge!
Blame it on the News Man who blames it all on Drudge!
Blame it all on Wall Street!
Blame it on the FED!
Blame it on the Bankers – that we have no bread!
Blame it on the Movies!
Blame it all on Guns!
Blame it all on Hollywood hot crossed buns!
Blame it on the Muslims!
Blame it on the Pope!
Blame it on my Neighbor kids smoking dope!
Blame it on the Woman!
Blame it on the Snake!
Blame it all on Anything but my mistake!
